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Thursday, December 26, 2013

MEMORIES aka Kenangan.

memories... or kenangan.
apa yang akan ku cherish selama 2013 ini?
well, semestinya adalah kenangan belajar di KPM Beranang ofcourse!

why? because they without KPM Beranang, i wouldn't have know

1. How Life in the dormitory

yes, this is my first time i live, eat and sleep in a dormitory or also known as KAMSIS. at first i tought that it will be boring and scared due to the senior and junior kind of standart that everyone keep telling me. but no, i dont feel like all my folks that older than me are a threat. infact, i fell that everyone in the kamsis are great people. well, in the begining of the Orientation, when the OC call the senior from outsider(kot) to basuh us about respect to the seniors, i tought that i gonna live in hell in here. then, when we know each others, understand people and see how the collage life works, it doest what i expected.

Aku tidak expect yang senior akan lepak semeja ngan junior.
Aku tidak expect yang aku mampu rasa megelabah sampai tak mandi bila aku lambat ke kelas.
Aku tidak expect yang aku boleh manage duit bulanan aku semasa tiada elaun
aku tidak expact yang aku mampu keluar dari kamsis tanpa kena buang. hahaha

tapi seriously, selama aku berada 2 sem 1 minggu dekat kamsis, banyak aku rasa. macam mana belajar ngan kengkawan time exam dah dekat. macam mana buat saimen ramai time kena hantar database. macam mana fly malam2 pi jenjalan dan balik pagi. macam mana seksanya peraturan dalam kamsis kepada pelajar(kitorang kena balik sblm kul 7 kot.. byangkan, pi pasar malam walaupun waktu tu blm malam lg... pelik kot.) Macam mana kena tuduh hisap rokok(ni klakar, sampai suruh hulur tngan untk dihidunya. XD). dan macam mana beratur nak mandi kat tandas yg kita dah selesa. hahaha.. in the end, hidup kat kamsis memang banyak kenangan, tapi tak sehebat duduk dekat rumah sewa...

2. Life at A-1-14

yup... A-1-14..... what a great place. this is the house that what i could expected as a life of single man. electronic everywhere, All the gedget that newly arrived has already here. the games are keep on updating, internet at the maximum speed and the ps3 for the console couch friend. nice and decent place for a student like i call it a home. At first when i enter the house, we just used only one room, one P1 and 1 table. now, after i finish studying, we get a fully furnished apartments like a family with 4 kids live in it.
a set of sofa, a flat screen tv, coffee tables, internet streamyx(and maxis), 6 beds, freezer, a stove with an oven, dining table, shoe racks and many more it like a family live in here.

walaupun banyak benda yang membuatkan kitorang marah ngan rumah tu macam bill lektrik tggi(rumah family.. biase la), Sewa rumah Naik and internet selalu terputus... tapi kami tetap bermastautin dekat situ. rumah tu dah macam the center of BHD1007. sape yang tak pernah ke rumah a-1-14? even muaz and daniel pun pernah jejak kot. haha.. dengan surrounding hutan dan semak samum, tiap2 pagi kitorang rasa udara segar dan kabus meliputi rumah kitorang. rasa macam kat oversea pun ada.. hahaa.


3. Life as a KPM Beranang Student

being a student in the KPM Beranang was a new level of my life. when i was a child, i always tought that my collage life will begin with a big collage that need for me to walk for 30 minutes from the kamsis to the classrooms. but no, KPM Beranang are just great. It just take only 10 minutes to the Farthest classroom from the kamsis. the surrounding are just perfect. although somethime the wheater at Beranang are really hot, but with the tree surround the KPM Beranang, We dont feel that wheater(not Mostly).

Tapi apa yang membuatkan ku rasa seperti im living in a new life is the rules. yep. peraturan mereka. Seriously, some of them make sense, some of the are not. for instantly, the dressing code. aku kurang bersetuju la dengan student boleh pakai tshirt berkolar. ok laa.. student DAB boleh la diberi kecualian. takkan la nak bagi dorang berkebun ngan kemeja ngan baju kurung kan. hahaa. but untuk kos-kos lain nie. apa alasan korang? kata Kolej Profesional, tapi pakaian tak. haish. but who bother? asalkan selesa ye dok? kita tengok la ngan pengarah baru tahun depan. kot-kot dia kasi tukar tunggang terbalik ka.. haha. Keadaan pembelajaran kat KPM Beranang pun not bad jugak. walaupun classroom nampak old, berhabuk dan dinding berkapur, still a nice place to learn. Pc dorang pun boleh la..(boleh main NFSU2 kot.. boleh laa). Tapi debugging dorang laju kot! walaupun kitorang guna win7 pun tak laju camtu kadang2(maybe Vs05 support XP compare Win7 kot.. who knows?) but still, boleh la study tanpa rasa nak tumbuk monitor.....But wait, ada kot rasa niat nak tumbuk monitor! yaaa... itu kita sambung kat bawah nie. haha..

4. Life As Beranangians.

nothing much actually, im not kind of person who easily socialize with the community that i dont know. usually, my parents will introduce me to the community by following them to the Kenduri-Kendara(remember kids, going to the kenduri are also a medium for meet new people). all i know at the beranang are all the workers at the Mek, Yati and paklang. Anndd.. my neighbour from my left and infornt of my house and thats it. it kinda dull life i live in. and i dont gonna say that im a beranangians.

Untuk sesiapa yg tak tahu, beranang ni terletak antara Mantin dan semenyih. selalunya, orng yang tak tau beranang tu kat mana, conversation dorang camnie

"Saya Study kat Beranang."
'owh... Beranang...... err kat mana ek?'
"dekat semenyih tuu.."
'owhh.... kat mana tu?'
"dekat dengan kajang..."
'owhhh... alaa.. dekat la tuu..'
"-_-"

benda ni pun terjadi kat aku bila beranangians and KPMB Student tanya aku dari mana....FYI, its Segambut. and its not at Johor... that SEGAMAT.. totally different.


5. Life As HND Students

YEahhhhh.... HND Students.... seriously.. how in the world that this kind of syllabus and ways of learning style are not recognize within the malaysian education institute? the assignment alone has already degree level and we can just jump into the final year if you all accept our Diploma due to the all Subject in the 1st and 2nd years has already we learned it? wuwuuuuwu.. but thats the fate of the HND student...

Sapa Kata HND senang? True, kitorang takda Exam, True, kitorang buat je assignment ikut grading and tnya lecturer on how to get the D. True, kitorang Lepak dalam Lab je, classroom kat luar tu 1 minggu tu 3 kali je duk kat luar.

Tapi!, Kitorang ada Saimen yang belambak Kot! dann .. dann... err... well.. tu jela. :D

memang bila difikirkan balik, Bapak senang giler jadi HND... serius, cuma nak Masuk HND nie mesti ada minat, tu je. klu korang minat Software developmet, well, korang akan boleh bawak sebab korang mmg nak belajar pasal Software Developmet, like me. aku memang jenis yang tak reti nak hafal 1 buku then pi jawab test.. serius, aku ni maybe ada short Term Memory Loss. i mean, heck, aku tak ingat pun subjek sem lepas bila junior tanya aku macam mana. hahahah...

Tapi apa yg aku nak cakap, HND ni Hard jugak la.. saimen skali kuar tiga.. then masuk pun tiga.. whey.. mati loo.. ramai yang give up ngan saimen sebab dorang salah pencaturan masa untuk siapkan saimen. Tu yang ramai buat saimen last minutes, then student lain tnya, "kenape korang cam tak cukup tidur"... As Sh#t HND Students say~ "bayangkan la aku ada 3 saimen nak kena submit Jumaat nie dan aku baru Siap 1 saimen nie.. lagi dua ni aku tak tau la nak buat camna.. grr.."
then the others student make the scary faces and thing that "hnd walaupun takda exam, tp saimen dorang heavy lo.."

hahahaha... sebenarnya, let me talk about grading on saimen...

kitorang ade empat Criteria Pass, Tiga Criteria Merit dan Tiga Criteria Distinction

satu P bersaman dengan paling kurang 2 soalan dan pling bnyak 4 soalan and usually, soalan dia bunyi macam nie..." Produce a complete Test plan for all the stages in the V model test strategy." and the next question is..." Provide the all The Test Plan with a Complete working test Procedure at the back" . yes my friend. This only two Question IN A SINGLE P1 CRITERIA DAH TEBAL MACAM YELLOW PAGE DAH.. ada lagi 2 soalan dan juga criteria lain.. soo.. yeah.. Pretty hard ah HND nie...
:3

*(oh ya, for those yg tak tahu, V model ade 4 testing stage, 1 testing stage yg kosong for the 1st question are equal to.. lets sayy.. around 9 pages, that the blank form one.. for the filled one.. are around 20+ pages..its the test case that make it thick. oh! another one... that are for 1 stage ... there are 3 more stages and 1 stage has already around 30 pages... so 30 pages times 4.... hurmmm.. go figure..)

**(one more thing, for reminder, thats for 1 subject O.N.L.Y)

***(annndd.. btw, for 1 subject, we got 3 phases... and this example for the 1 phase O.N.L.Y.... there are another 2 phases for this subject)

Example of assignment in HND .Normal.



Walaupun HND ni agak dasyat... I'm blessed with fabulous friends and a supportive lecturer.. without them im never gonna finish my study at KPM Beranang..
so i Would Like to thanks All of you..

My Friend. Thank you for Accepting me. Thanks for The Joy that you all given me during my study in here. Thanks for the Unforgetable Memories that we has Made. Thanks for always help me during my hard and happy time. And Lastly... thank You for call me as ur friend.



sekian.